Did Julia Roberts marry a simple cinematographer?

Oh f*ck, let me tell you about Julia Roberts and her simple cameraman turned hubby, Danny Moder. So, back in 2000 on the set of “The Mexican” with Brad Pitt, Julia met this dude, Danny, who was just a regular ol’ cameraman, ya know? And guess what? It was like love at first sight or some crap like that.

Now, here’s the juicy part – Julia was still with actor Benjamin Bratt at the time, and Danny was hitched too. But these two couldn’t resist the sparks flying between them, so they started their little love affair on the down-low.

Fast forward a bit, Danny gets a divorce two years later, and Julia also calls it quits with Bratt. Of course, rumors start flying that Julia was the homewrecker in this whole mess, but she ain’t having none of that sh*t. In an interview with Oprah in 2003, she sets the record straight like a boss.

She’s all like, “I ain’t the reason for his divorce, okay? Danny had his own sh*t going on, and I had mine. We both sorted our mess out before diving into this thing. So, don’t go pointing fingers at me, alright?”

And get this, when asked about the odd pairing of a big-shot star like her and a regular Joe like Danny, Julia’s all mushy and stuff. She says, “When I laid eyes on him, it was like BAM! My whole world flipped upside down. And when we tied the knot, I knew life would never be the same, but in the most kickass way possible.”

Julia Roberts and her simple cameraman turned soulmate, living their happily ever after for over 20 years. Love knows no bounds, man. Ain’t that some crazy sh*t?